Which of these men was featured on the song Back That Ass Up?

Shoot, we should know this one. Lil Wayne would like you to drop it like its hot...But Charlie Gibson signs off ABC World News Tonight with his shout-out to the...

We hope nobody shows this to Hillary Clinton who is in Japan on her first diplomatic mission as Secretary of State. It would be very uncomfortable and awkward for all involved...

Check that. Somebody roll this clip at an...

Hip-hop hooligans selling unlistenable mimx-tapes are beating down the famed Hollywood Blvd "actors" who harass tourists into paying $10 for a picture with a smelly alcoholic Spider-Man.

Who do you root for in this madness?...

We've never seen an episode of LOST. So when it comes to this sketch, suffice to say, we're lost. 

Jimmy isn't really stranded on a deserted tropical island, right? 

And in today's economy, isn't paradise the place to be? We...

In theory, this is a comedy bit, but in practice, doesn't it sound like most of your 75-year-old relatives? John F. Kennedy was a good man because Frank Sinatra only hung around good men...fair enough. "Baruch" Obama married...

Of the media covering wars. (That's not a joke.) He misses the good old days of WWI and WWII (Joe is apparently 102 years old) when ironworkers reported the unfiltered news about mustard gas from the front lines. No that...

Well if you don't buy that, would it surprise you to learn she has the power to turn little boys into donkeys and run them off an Alaskan cliff?

One question movie buffs: would you be more or less inclined to see the new Tom Cruise vehicle if it was titled:

Eyepatch, the Movie!

Us too. Killing Hitler is one thing, pulling off a non-pirate related eyepatch, that's...

Hire a Mexican. 

If only we'd known how easy it could have been back in 1939. Damn you, Germany! For not having the foresight to import a group of Hitler-killing Mexicans. 

So, what are your thoughts on a Mexican Hitler-...

The worst part of it, Santa invested all his money with Bernard Madoff. 

Mock Al Gore at your own peril. If we don't do something about global warming soon, it won't matter how much magic is in the old silk hats you find. The jolly old soul Frosty the Snowman will be nothing but a refreshing glass...

The air may be sweet, but the Muppets are filthy on Sesame Street. When did Martin Scorsese take over the reigns of the show? He's right about one thing, that Cookie Monster is one miserable cork-soaker. 

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. 

All of the other reindeer, never let him have any fun. But it's all academic, because Palin turned him to jerky with...

The Obama Administration is the dawn of new era, but it poss challenges for your garden variety late night Caucasian talks show hosts (all of them): How does one crack wise on an African-American without coming off as a...