Two of the bigger movies from the last couple months--one good, one absolutely awful--were about the assassinations of two political figures--one good, one absolutely awful. It would be cool if the results could be flipped.

We know what you're thinking: How can a professionally trained actor be so clumsy when it comes to reading gags off a cue card that he's holding in front of his face?

Answer: He's a Scientology robot king sent back from the...

One question movie buffs: would you be more or less inclined to see the new Tom Cruise vehicle if it was titled:

Eyepatch, the Movie!

Us too. Killing Hitler is one thing, pulling off a non-pirate related eyepatch, that's...

Hire a Mexican. 

If only we'd known how easy it could have been back in 1939. Damn you, Germany! For not having the foresight to import a group of Hitler-killing Mexicans. 

So, what are your thoughts on a Mexican Hitler-...

The summer blockbuster movie season means only one thing: Valkyrie is nigh! Nothing frosts our muffins like Tom Cruise as an eye-patch Nazi trying to kill Hitler. What do you mean its been postponed until February 2009!...