"You can't get an STD from oral sex"... father-daughter advice to live by.

This has been out for a couple months, but with the recent release of the rebooted Friday the 13th, it holds a little more relevance. Plus, scientific studies show that people click on videos with titles and screencaps like...

On the latest Hate by Numbers, Gladstone sums up the appeal of the new, ridiculous vampire movie Twilight pretty concisely at the 2:25 mark. Honestly, we don't have much to add... other than the idea of looping 70s prog rock...

Prepare to squirm. "19-year-old friends?" Yeah, sure. At least Roman Polanski had to flee the country; what punishment does R. Kelly get?

These princesses robbed some Girl Scouts that were standing outside a mall trying to sell cookies.  Shocking, but just wait until you listen to the teens talk about how awesome they are for stealing the money, and how they're...