Abby Elliott is so in love with Zankou chicken she decided to make a movie about it, complete with strategically placed Regina Spektor songs and an (unnecessary) omniscient narrator. Yes, you've seen this before.

Isolation and despair on a desert island couldn't break one man's dedication to insult comedy. Long live the king of celebrity roasts!

This is the latest in a recent line of movies built around their soundtracks, not their screenplays. Thanks, Garden State!

Ideally, we'd have posted this at 12:34.56 on Wednesday? Get it? GET IT?!

Sorry.

The latest example of the film industry's quest to adapt everything anybody read, watched, ate or drank from 1980-1995 into a newer, dumber form—Bazooka Joe: The Movie. Yes, this is an actual thing...not this video, but the...

What do you get when you combine two stupid movies about robots? Transforminators. (Side note: Terminator Salvation--hands down one of the worst movies we've ever seen. No joke. It ruined Memorial Day.)

Sensitive/Awkward Guy With A Problem is infringing on Manic Pixie Dream Girl's territory among indie movie cliches (Latest example: Adam). With that in mind, meet Ben. He's a sensitive guy with a problem.

Our first reaction to this? We had no idea there were that many Resident Evil movies. Our country's thirst for films involving video game characters and fat mall guards knows no bounds.

Take a 25-page beloved children's book, set to the Arcade Fire, rinse, repeat. Especially if you pooped. Wes Anderson's adapation of of 'Give a Mouse a Cookie' is next.

The Daily Tube: Your leader in leaked comic-book movie trailers since 2009.

Wild animals and YouTube stars are funny and everything, but we won't be satisfied until the Monsters and Aliens take on Razor Ramon in a ladder match. THAT is the true measure of a man...or monster, or alien.

Some say mustaches are reserved for hipsters and classy, debonair men like Burt Reynolds. They are mistaken. Welcome to the world of Glenn Sinclair, the world's foremost mustache artist.

In a decade where seemingly every movie featured a swishy, homicidal, coke-dealing megacapitalist, Bennett Chance stands out from the pack. This is his story.

A story of going home again, populated with overeducated-yet-inarticulate white people, featuring twee indie music and a manic pixie dream girl? That sounds like a future gold-medal winner at the San Antonio Mumblefest to us.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is terrifying as is. It doesn't need a horror-movie makeover to scare the bejeezus out of us. So, this fake trailer starring Christopher Lloyd (yes, that Christopher Lloyd) is sort of...