We don't need no stinkin' economic indicators to tell us that this is going to be a rough holiday season. Namely this is because: we're unemployed, we're on our third glass of "Ghost of Christmas Past" (that's grain alcohol,...

The fantastic comedy website 23/6 put together a one-minute version of all of Keith Olbermann's "Special Comments." Naturally, he has to comment on the comment, and it all becomes a big sucking vortex of meta-Olbermann. To...

Girls, booze and toilet stalls don't mix. 

And that's one to grow on...Oww! Bathroom door there. 

The stereotype of Olbermann as an angry ranter, a hater hellbent on bringing down "real" America, is proved wrong in his "Special Comment" about Prop 8 in California, which took away the right for gays to get married. 

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The presidential election made stars not only of a mixed-race man from Illinois and an overmatched governor of Alaska, but commentators of the 24-hour news cycle like MSNBC's Keith Olbermann. Even though our new president is...

Sex sells, but not nearly as much as headlines promising a rummy and equine play. 

Barack babies, Obama cupcakes AND a new White House puppy... Oh no! Here come the waterworks again. 

This Countdown parody makes Ben Affleck the "Best Person in the World," at least in the category of "exploiting Keith Olbermann's penchant for over-the-top indignation via his cat, Miss Precious Perfect." This is an imitation,...

So Bill O'Reilly has a bone to pick with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane for being a stark raving mad liberal who has the audacity to use his First Amendment rights to make jokes about either John McCain or Sarah Palin....

Paint those nails and head out to stump for your favorite candidate! And if you happen to be Sarah Plain's doppelganger, all the better! Unless... Has Palin gone Saddam Hussein on us? Are those look-alikes? Somebody get Dr....

And we say...the verdict is still out. Thankfully, when Palin is Vice President, she will be able to inspire young scholars as she fulfills her official duty of being "in charge of the United States Senate." Getting in there...

Shockingly, Keith thinks Palin wasted an opportunity to win over voters by shooting a moose on SNL. C'mon Keith, give Gov. Palin a break. She proved to undecided voters that she's way hotter in person. Palin threw her hands...

Huh. We thought the Prime Minister of Italy was Silvio Berlusconi. Turns out, it's Roberto Benigni.  

Where it stops...nobody knows. You declared your candidacy on the Late Show, Senator McCain, what good can come from telling him tall tales? You realize David Letterman has a naitonal platform, correct? And by not being...

Short people do have a reason to live, to meet long-legged women for awkward photo shoots. To promote the latest Guinness Book of World Records, the shortest man, 2'5.3" He Pingping of China, stood under the 4'4" gams of...