Two episodes in, and we don't know much about the Hustler, other than he he has absolutely no problem embarrassing children at parties. Also, his sideburns are awesome.

Because club kids need something to waste their time, too. Other than ecstasy.

Anytime you can mix business and pleasure, it's a good thing. Supposedly. We've actually never been able to do that, but no big deal. For the Grim Reaper, Halloween is that day. Play a little beer pong, kill some people, and...

Rain v. Stephen Colbert. Two men enter, one man leave. Other man wiped out from "dance overload." Which man will be last man dancing? Finally, we have an answer. 

Shocking news, Nation. Colbert has fallen to the #3 slot in a Time online poll of the most influential people. The top spot went to Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of the Wii and Donkey Kong, who deserves immediate canonization....