Kermit's life hasn't been the same since Missy Piggy left him to pursue the life of a crackwhore.  The recent video of her downfall uploaded on MySpace sent him over the edge, and Kermit set out to take his own life.  Before...

You probably thought Sad Kermit was gone forever.  You thought wrong.  He's back, "covering" Elliott Smith's Needle in the Hay and standing in front of the mirror, reenacting the wrist-slashing scene from  The Royal Tenebaums.