Now that the Vatican will be developing its own brand of religiously-safe condoms, we can all just have as much sex as we want and know that we are both holy and helping fight the AIDS epidemic.

Ah, the magic of youth's first kiss. The chirping of crickets, the warm summer air, and your mom showing up at a bad time to offer brownies and condoms.

While that girl buying condoms was pretty disturbing, the guy buying condoms just reminds us of how we should buy condoms in bulk, just so we can avoid having to go into any store ever.

Guys, if you thought your own thoughts were a little weird when you're in this situation, then you're about to have your, uh, mind officially blown.

Contraception can help make sex safer, and more enjoyable, but after just once around with this confounded machine we asked our woman to go on the pill.  Sorry.  'Nuff said.

In this edition of the animated safe sex sitcom, there's a "code pink" when the drawer finds out about a supposed sorority party that requires a lot of protection.  Could this be the moment that one of these lucky latex...

The CH Original cartoon series returns as the unseen hero, Robby, continues to bolster his collection of contraceptives who have barely any hope of fulfilling their destiny.  What is there to do when you're crammed into a...

Durex released this web commercial encouraging people to get into super-raunchy threesomes by showing a couple of balloon animals made of colored condoms.  REAL CUTE, Durex.  This is about as close to pornography as any...

Have you ever thought about the life of a condom?  Have you ever wondered what these guys go through to protect us from the inherent dangers of casual sex?  Have you ever felt compassion for those that yearn to fulfill their...

Miley Cyrus may be getting eviler by the minute, but the self-proclaimed marriage-waiter at least had the common sense to turn down an offer from Lifestyle condoms to be their spokeswoman. Even if it was a million dollars,...

Hey fellas! Gas prices got you down? Student loans getting scary?  Head to Big Dick's and save some money on a quality pre-owned condom. We already know you shop at thrift stores, so why stop there?

An oldie but a goodie that's making the rounds again:  Indian music is fun to dance to.  In particular, this video is fun to dance to, while learning about the usefulness of the condom, which helps prevent unwanted...