Is that movie coming out soon or something? We were unaware.

The internet has taken over cable news' journalistic endeverance. So why are you still competing, CNN?

From the looks of it, Bruce Willis' new movie Surrogate contains no original thoughts. Tracking down the eight most least-originalest instances could not have been easy, drunk or otherwise.

Everyone's least-favorite cable news monster has a (shitty) book to sell. The occasion calls for her to feign happiness, as opposed to indignation. What an awful woman.

We're not of the belief that a Rhode Island morning show would possess investigative journalism skills on par with Upton Sinclair. That said, blindly accepting a shitty Photoshop job, then trading ghost stories ... yikes.

Full disclosure—we're not Jewish. Our last name, if you check it out, is a letter away from being definitively "not Jewish."

That said, hearing Fergie scream "L'CHAIM" made us cringe. Not just because it's a bastardization of...

The "jesus in food items" tag is becoming a personal favorite here at The Daily Tube. Thanks, CNN, for managing to shoehorn the most hackneyed cable news cliche into your latest media sh-tstorm. Just kidding, you suck.

Not much to add, other than OMG JOE CHANGED HIS HAIR AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!

So there's a movement in Canada, led by "figure skating great" Elvis Stojko, to--no sense in mincing words--slightly de-gay the sport...for the sake of ratings. Not because of homophobia. Absolutely not. No way. Nope.

Since April is Zac Efron Month here at TheDailyTube, here's Gladstone's send-up of his new movie Big in Reverse 17 Again.

CNN interviews Rihanna's fat-enough-to-be-bedridden tattoo artist about her new ink...or Chris Brown punching her in the face...or something. Gladstone, help.

We actually heard about the goofy pastor who recommended that his congregation engage in lots and lots of (biblically-approved) sex, and the first person we thought of was Gladstone. Take from that what you may. Regardless,...

Nothing says "Christmas spirit" like an unbearably pun-packed CNN report on--this a direct quote--"the dangers of gift cards."  In other news, there is one more HBN after this before Gladstone takes a long, indefinite break,...

On the latest Hate by Numbers, Gladstone sums up the appeal of the new, ridiculous vampire movie Twilight pretty concisely at the 2:25 mark. Honestly, we don't have much to add... other than the idea of looping 70s prog rock...

Stuff like this is why we're watching MSNBC for election coverage in between mailing in tonight's post. Stuff like this and, of course, our future girlfriend, Rachel Maddow. We're meant for each other!