Kermit's life hasn't been the same since Missy Piggy left him to pursue the life of a crackwhore.  The recent video of her downfall uploaded on MySpace sent him over the edge, and Kermit set out to take his own life.  Before...

When you mess with Kermit, rest assured he's not going to take it lying down in the pool all day.  If some punk calls him a "toad," he'll do what it takes to make sure he gets even.  If he can't take you back to his lilypad...