First the Snuggie, now this.  How lazy have we become that wrapping ourselves in an everyday towel has become a hassle? According to this commercial for the "Wearable Towel" we'd say pretty damn indolent.

Nintendo's smash hit system is supposed to keep players physically active by getting them immersed in the game.  Not this guy.  He's found a better way to play Wii. Naturally, it includes pizza. 

You probably have at least one of these 10 ridiculous inventions lying around the house somewhere.  But we bet you're just too lazy to go find it.  Seriously, if you can't stir up the energy to lick your own ice cream cone,...