Whether you want a Lego wedding cake topper or a twelve-foot replica of your office building, New York artist Sean Kenney is your certified -- yes, certified -- go-to man.

This clip comes straight from the "bizarre, but somehow true" files, a place where fans at Chavez Ravine really can get better entertainment dollar from tiny remote control airplanes than one of baseball's best teams. Hey!...

These kids are having the time of their lives with the new Super Soaker Waterboards.  And the fun won't stop until they cough up some secrets, or a few gallons of H2O. 

This collection of Legos is more meaningful than a Neverland full of Jackson collectibles.  Get your creative building Underoos on and reminisce about being a Lego-loving kiddo. Johnny Cash would.

The new BabySafe ball is actually fire resistent, which means you can now put out your stoagies on the baby as long as they're inside the ball.  Parents everywhere are dashing to get theirs.

Times are tough, kids. You should be happy to have a potato to play with. Back in the old country, all our toy potatoes rotted and we had to come to this godforsaken country where we bought a house that we can no longer...

...because this is the hideous and disturbing result.  Some kid makes a mess of the entire dining room in just two minutes.  Seriously, though, the makers of this video (we can only assume it's the parents) "edited out human...

The new First Lady got a little peeved at the idea of toy makers, TAI, making little dolls that look pretty darn similar to the Obama twins.  That's understandable, and we agree with her, but we're still running out to the...

From the Onion News Network comes a shocking report about how the popularity of Bratz dolls have given young girls unrealistic expectations about their head sizes. According to ONN, girls now believe their heads must be twice...

Tired of cheap plastic dolls? Enjoy "Meat Heroes," the only line of dolls made of dead cows! Well, except maybe dolls with leather accessories, how many of those come with FREE salmonella?

You could do worse things in your life than attend a two-hour show in the Netherlands that set the record for the number of dominoes toppled in one sitting. We wonder what would have happened if there had been an ill-timed...

The toy industry in America is $22 billion according to expert Shannon Ice. That's a lot of Tinkertoys, enough to build a life-sized Mecca if that doesn't violate religious guidelines. We'd hate to see it blown up after all...

Does anyone else see the irony in Dark Knight action figures?  If you're one of the eleventy kerbillion people who paid to see the movie this weekend, you know that the subject matter doesn't exactly lend itself to...

What do you get when you put 216 individual high-energy spherical magnets together?  A really great play thing!  This non-practical little toy makes loads of funny shapes and is a real blast to smush around in your hand.  Too...