The Phantom takes Amir's place and bares his soul to Jake about the love he has for a coworker.  Call it a "romantic pickle", if you will.  Maybe if Phantom wasn't such a gruesome killer and melodramtic crybaby, he'd get some.

Having to hear it from your co-workers can be pretty annoying sometimes. Here's a great product idea: The Office Air Horn. Okay, so it's just a regular air horn and it just happens to be in an office. It's still pretty...