Notorious singer R. Kelly doesn't need to make sense to retain his fanbase. Skin starts in a stairwell, moves underwater, to a stage on fire, and of course, into the bedroom. Admit it; you keep waiting for him to do something...

R. Kelly needs his hair just right, so he calls in his "Hair Braider" to get it that way. And... that's it? After being trapped in a closet and urinating on a minor, we're finding the subject matter a little, well, mundane.