Bald men need not apply. You get that?! NO BALDS ALLOWED.

Here's a great idea.  Let's start a cult that has a "spiritual" point that is so horrendously nebulous that absolutely no one can ever possibly understand it, and lets sell a bunch of gibberish that explains the secret point. 

Frank Miller's "Sin City" kicked ass. His next movie is "The Spirit," a "defender-of-the-night" detective sort of concept with the film style of "Sin City." The trailer makes it look like it will kick ass as well, but the...