No news is good news, but sometimes major networks fill in some dead air time by turning no news into bullsh*t. This week, The Onion looks at some bullsh*t that went down with a bear running around in suburbia and viewer...

As if bears weren't already a big enough threat, they're now learning to skate in Russia. Seriously, who thinks this is a good idea? They can already climb trees, run faster than us, are enormous and will eat anything. We...

We can't stress enough that this video is absolutely, positively legit. A La Liga team really did bring a bear into training camp, and somehow someone convinced said bear to wear a Real Valladoid jersey for the training...

Apparently, a news reporter for Fox 8 couldn't take the boredom of a slow news days anymore, so he added his own touch to a report about a bear spotted in Cleveland. Video includes cardboard cutouts and chipmunk costumes. 

If you go happen to visit the San Diego Zoo today, you're sure of a big surprise. Twin Bornean bear cubs debuted. Surprise! While waiting to be old enough to go out into the enclosure, mom told them all sorts of stories about...

First things first: We have no idea where this video comes from. We have no idea whether it's real, or completely photo-shopped. We will say this, though: If it's a fake, it will make us more sad at society than anything that...

This is such a pessimistic bear.  Funny and surprisingly depressing.  Voiced by impression maestro DCLugi.

The real "Oddball" is that we have evidence of all these bear antics, yet no reports of stolen pic-i-nik baskets.

We've got bears twirling batons, falling out of trees onto trampolines and playing hockey. The bear was having a solid game, until he drew a 10-minute major misconduct for clawing.