Controversy has flared over the use of Minotaurs in the interrogation of high profile detainees.  Is it torture?  Or maybe just mythological murder?  Either way, we need answers.  If the Minotaur can get them, we must proceed.

And neither do we, because it doesn't seem like most jihadist camps have Wi-Fi capability. Nope, we're wrong. Otherwise, Congress wouldn't hold hearings about virtual worlds. Fortunately, Rob Riggle's avatar Beowolf...