If we could have one wish, it would be for 100 more wishes.

We would use one of them to have Lou's replacement be a Mexican illegal.

Oh say can you si? Mr. Dobbs!

Hasta la vista, jerkface.

Barack Obama may not want the gays to ask or tell, so two man-lovin' mooks from Jersey will take up the cause.

Wait, what? Oh, right. They don't want to get kicked out of the army. All those sweaty soldiers need debriefing.

Good news: His pile of gold coins makes him the wealthiest duck in the world.

Bad news: His lack of healthcare is ruffling his feathers with STDs.

At least he hasn't taken the economic hit like his nephews Huey, Dewey and...

SNL kicked off its new season right where you'd expect, Thursday at 8 p.m. Whatever. The important thing is that the half-hour version banged out some big laughs. The two best moments are presented in one clip.

First up, Joe...

We're sure it's thrilling to be back in the spotlight, but forcing us to watch you drop in on any more late night programming is highly illogical. 

Just kidding, Spock. You live long, prosper and show that ninny Shatner how...

The best SNL impressions are the ones that seem to come out of nowhere (and don't get beaten into the ground.) Say for instance, Andy Samberg showing up as Cathy, from the cartoon strip of the same name. The perpetually...

Why wouldn't the couple who just had octuplets give half the litter to Jolie? They already have six and thanks to the "miracle" of fertility drugs, it seems like they have no problem reproducing. Fortunately, Third World...

In two weeks, a talented beautiful woman that the country has come to know and love dearly will be leaving us. 

We miss Amy Poehler already.