In this edition of "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger," Colbert passes judgment on being allowed to bring guns on Amtrak, fake(super hot) lesbianism to sell product, and why he and show favorite Jeff Goldblum should star in...

If you're anything like us, all of the Twitter accounts you follow are directly related to a celebrity death pool. When famous people croak, we need to know about it instantaneously. That's why we were thrilled to get a Tweet...


In a shocking abuse of power, Barack Obama viciously murdered a fly last week. It raised the hackles of Jeff Goldblum (a.k.a. The Fly) who feels his 65,000,000 year old little buddies deserve better than the cruel fate of...


