Wonder what happens when a Twitter account hits 1 million followers? At FunnyOrDie, they use it as an excuse to throw you a party!

 

FunnyOrDie has been all-world with the celebrity Match.com profiles. Here, they bring us Hailey Glassman's stats, which include Ed Hardy thongs, burping the alphabet, and of course, being a stepmother to eight children.

Lyndon B. Johnson may be a well-forgotten president with the assassination of John F. Kennedy at his heels, but FunnyorDie.com made this touching tribute to the man - using lyrics from his Wikipedia page!

The recent news of credit card reform inspired this FunnyOrDie.com parody, showing what creditors are probably really thinking. See also: screaming and whining like little babies. Ahh, revenge!

Now that the government owns a 36% stake in Citibank, expect your lines – upon lines, upon lines – to be longer, online banking to take forever and getting drug tested for loans. All together now: F*ck you nationalized...

Alvin Williams brilliantly Main Street shuffles his way around this Barack Obama redub nailing all the perfect reasons why he was elected and pwning Hillary while he’s at it.

Residents in Chicago were shocked to find that a wild animal was running loose in their neighborhood. Apparently the cougar had been at large for several days after being spotted at a local college bar preying on young and...

At the point of suicide, one probably gets to thinking about some pretty hefty issues. To die or not to die, for example. But what's with the angel and the devil (played by Ed Helms and Rob Corddry) bitching like a pair of...

Tracy Morgan plays a dude who's perfect for the role of "The Invisible Man." He's even invisible himself! But unfortunately, after reading for the part, the producers feel he's, well... just not a great fit for the role. Why...

A friendly looking millionaire offers a couple of guys a cool million in exchange for sex with their friend. (C'mon, you'd probably take the deal, too.) After the stains of guilt were washed from your hands using spring...

So this is basically what happens after you've starred in a smash hit Broadway play and made a few memorable movie appearances: you turn to a life of crime and teach others how to follow in your footsteps with a webseries....