Regarding the first day of school for Sasha and Malia Obama, a number of TV talking heads did that thing where they talk about how they shouldn't be showing young kids going to school because it has no news value, while...

The man knows how to arrive on time, shake hands and shoulder grip with authority, and walk with the best of them. Or at least W. As "The Best F*cking News Team Ever" shows, Obama is already on the level of Teddy Roosevelt...

John McCain's latest gambit is to become the smarmy jackass in your office who puts everything in "air quotes." A questionable move considering everybody hates that guy, especially when he throws air quotes around "health of...

"You pee, you lose!" And with that declaration of independence, Kristen Schaal dons her power glasses and steps in for Jon Stewart. Schaal's a maverick, she can see where they tape Letterman from her apartment, she doesn't...

According to Fox News, Sarah Palin is also going to suspend her campaign.... Because she has to rush back to Alaska to look through here telescope to see how the economic crisis is affecting Russia? We'd like to ask Gov....

Are the least helpful people in the world. You in particular, Yentl. 

We've been told by the GOP Powers-That-Be to keep mum about Bristol Palin's pregnancy. Fine, we'll let Sam Bee make that...umm what's the word...Alternative...Option...Something that rhymes with voice...

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In case you're unaware, PUMA stands for "Party Unity My Ass." After Hillary's unequivocal pro-Obama speech, it's hard to imagine these angry cats will get much traction. But, they're all a bunch of racist babies anyhow, so...

Only one member of the "Best Effing News Team Ever" has the balls to break out the in utero election center and get inside the story. No, not Lesley Stahl--that old bitty just keeps hanging around--it's Sam Bee and her news...

Sex and the City hasn't exactly set the critical world ablaze like an STD, rather it's made them itchy, like an STD. It's a squished veggie at RottenTomatoes.com at 54% and New York Times reviewer Manohla Dargis writes, "...

It's a simple formula, right? Black skin = Barack. Lady parts = Hillary. So what exactly are these rebellious voters thinking...by thinking? Sam Bee and Larry Wilmore came all the way from New York City to prove their thesis,...

"Let the hooker stand up there {with Spitzer}, she's the one we all want to see!" It's unfortunate that Bee is embroiled in a group sex scandal of her own. Keep your chin up, Jason. You still look hangdog cute in a Silda...

Here's all you need to know about Hillary: She's a man's man. Need proof? Lothario Jack Nicholson approves of her, and he only approves of studs like himself...and Jack Torrance. We guess all work and no play makes Hillary a...

Sam Bee dives into the epidemic of celebrity exhaustion, which is not a euphemism for cocaine addiction...that's just one of the symptoms. In Bee's version of immersion journalism, she hits the town without her panties, hugs...

Although it seems the dated "Sex and the City" motif of this piece was concocted to get Samantha Jones a little air time, Sam Bee is a lot more entertaining than Carrie Bradshaw ever was. Whether she's top-shopping with NOW...