If weightlifter Casey Burgener cleans and jerks in Beijing as well as he hoisted Vince from maintenance, we've got nothing to fear. Although, it's too bad eating pizza isn't an actual event. No way we'd lose. USA! USA!

If Biff Henderson blew you off, Luke, it's only because he was daydreaming of the Butterscotch Stallion. You can't blame him. 

Here's a web exclusive from the Letterman camp. Meant to be the opener, its got Biff wondering why Tom Brady has Gisele and Eli Manning is stuck with Dave. Biff struggles mightily, sort of like the Patriots offensive line....

Can you spell Osi Umenyiora? Neither can the Patriots. They can't even spell Justin Tuck. Anyhoo, Dave sent Biff down to Arizona to take in all the Super Bowl goings-on with boozy Giants fans who settle the eternal quation...

Biff goes crazy last year at the "Big Game" (screw your trademark, NFL!) between the Colts and the Bears. The animalistic nature of the sporting match was no match for Biff's animalistic nature around the cheerleaders.

That is Dave under all that facial hair, right? We hate to think the Unabomber was set free just to keep the "Late Show" alive. We're giddy to have the bearded comedy sage back in our lives, especially since Letterman's show...

Letterman understands that your brain melted down like a double-scoop mint chocolate chip waffle cone on the Boardwalk last week. It's summer. That's why he was kind of enough to bring you the highlights, which include Diddy,...

Things got down-and-dirty at the Ed Sullivan theater last week. Dave had everything from bloody fingers, strip clubs, broken noses, mile high club miscues, belligerent turkey calling, killer pencil tricks and proof, at long...

And not because of the home run barrage. We love Alex Rodriguez for being a great sport in this clip from Letterman sidekick Biff Henderson’s visit to Yankee spring training in Tampa. We like to think that the soothing touch...