Congratulations, 2009 World Series Champions New York Yankees.
See, we can be decent human beings after all----ARRRARRRRARRARGGAHHAHHABBAJBAJ!!!

It's a mouthful, but there is nothing funnier than fools trying to pick up a twenty glued to the sidewalk.
Give 'em hell, Biff!



All of the nation's moralists are up in arms over A-Rod's steroid confession...THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
We think the scandal is fantastic and kids should kick back and enjoy it. Revisiting Biff and Alex's rubdown is totally...


The game isn't officially over until Biff weighs in. You thought all the angles were covered, but we got 145-1 that you hadn't considered what John Madden smells like in the morning. And we got 265-1 that Jesse Jackson wouldn'








