Paris Hilton may have had a truly frightening Halloween if reports are true that her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt choked her in a limo after the two left Heidi Klum's party. Nice to see America's biggest sex symbols dating such...

For hitting Rihanna, a judge has proclaimed that Chris Brown be placed on felony probation for five years, and must perform six months of community labor, as well as counseling. A fitting sentence for a pointless crime.

The king and queen of music were in Croatia when an evil paparazzi attacked them with the deadly art of picture-taking. Naturally, the bodyguard responded proportionately by lunging at the photographer and throwing him and...

The verdict is in, and Chris Brown has been sentenced to six months of community service and five years of probation for assaulting on Rihanna. He's also been sentenced a lifetime of looking like a punk who can forget about...

Did celebrity blogger Perez Hilton really get a black eye from Black Eyed Peas manager Liborio Molina after arguing with Fergie and Will.i.am in a Toronto nightclub? Boy, we can only hope so. Bands should always live up to...

Chris Brown addressed his fans in an online video, thanked them, and said he was "not a monster." Non-fans agree that Brown isn't a monster: more like a sewer-scurrying rat. There's a difference. 

After watching him play Jack Bauer for years and get arrested for DUI, we all knew Kiefer Sutherland had some anger issues. The 24 actor was arrested for headbutting a designer who was allegedly accosting Brooke Shields......

Kanye West has been charged with vandalism, theft, and misdemeanor battery relating to a scuffle with the paparazzi in 2008. West destroyed a camera that got up in his face in LAX. He might be facing the hoosegow for his...

The silence was nice while it lasted, but it was only a matter of time before Amy Winehouse landed back in court. The singer has been charged with assaulting a fan and is scheduled to appear before a judge on March 17th. Hope...

Rumor has it that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown's baby--and that her pregnancy might have sparked the singer's alleged rage in the first place. Rihanna reportedly visited an OB-Gyn before the attack, and she confided...

Chris Brown's alleged assault on Rihanna has rapper Jay-Z furious. Jay-Z, who mentored Rihanna, reportedly says that Chris Brown is a "walking dead man" who'd better watch his back. Wow, living dead individuals like Chris...

The gall of these goons! Just after news broke that six men robbed and assaulted rapper Soulja Boy and several of his friends in his Atlanta home, men who claim to be behind the attack made a YouTube video about it. They “...

Singer Boy George is in a spot of trouble for allegedly chaining a male escort to his bedroom wall over a fight. Sources inside the courthouse claim the victim asked Boy George if he really wanted to make him cry. Thank you,...

Just days after Kanye talked about settling down, he was arrested after a show in Newcastle on suspicion of giving a member of the paparazzi the old whatfor. He's since been released. Whoever Kanye chooses for a wife will be...

We know from personal experience that 'love hurts' is hardly just an expression.