Most of the time, the "I have plenty of <insert offended group of people here> as friends" excuse is not valid. Sometimes, it ruins you.

What if Mario and Luigi lived next door, listened to awful music and hung out in tanktops and running shorts? What if they invited all their hairy friends over? What if...

Jon Lajoie knows tattoos, facial piercing and punk-rock sneers don't catch any attention anymore. True individuals spruce up their faces with pedophile beards and rapist glasses. It's the best way to look edgy, unconventional,