Here, the country’s most unpopular pariah sheds some more light on his presidential term, seemingly confident that he’s kept the country from being under attack since 9/11 (with the exception of course, of 9/11.) The kicker?...

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Basic models of the popular modular pet, known as "dog," contain a "sit" and "fetch" feature. You might consider upgrading to the "Advanced Model," which calls 9-1-1 when you're in trouble, like Buddy the German shepherd....

It looks like professional wrestling could learn a few lessons about drama from the real-life Hogan debacle going on now. We finally get to listen to the 911 call Linda made on her ex-husband, who may have broken her...

Presenting the trailer for Tim Bartell's web series, "Fun with War Crimes", which debuts May 1. What looks like a general mockery of the Bush administration may shape up to be quite an entertaining circus of zany characters....

A high ranking Al-Qaeda operative and the author of a recent book, "The Truth About September 11th," go toe to toe on the Onion News Network over long-simmering theories that the US government was behind the 911 attacks. An...

At a campaign stop, the potential "first laddie" addressed an angry man in the crowd with the response: "Are you one of those 'it was an inside job' guys?" As it is, CNN has reported in polls that some 90% of Americans...

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Heath Ledger's tragic death is still under investigation, but more details about that afternoon have been revealed. It turns out that instead of calling 911 the masseuse who found the actor called Mary Kate Olson. No one...

Could Rudy play up his 9/11 achievements any more than he already has? This comedic video spoofs the former New York City mayor's hyperbolic achievements, and just about every other embarrassing fact about Rudolph Giuliani...

This chilling recording of Donda West's 911 call has just been released. Kanye's mom died due to plastic surgery complications, but the exact reason is still being investigated. Donda's friends seem frantic and confused. The 9...

In this deleted scene from the Season 6 "Family Guy" DVD, Joe Swanson takes on the unenviable task of teaching locals how to handle calls at the emergency switchboard. We won't spoil it, but let's say not all the novices...

Oprah sits down with “Good Morning America” to discuss her season premiere at Madison Square Garden in NYC. She had BFF David Letterman and her “cousin” Lisa Marie Presley on her first show. And she wouldn’t be Oprah if she...

With the Miss Teen South Carolina craze still going strong, it takes dedicated filmmakers to produce spoofs worth watching. This story from Quiet Library starring everyone's favorite map-quester ends in tragedy, but that's...

Subtraction can be quite a problem for kids, but this one got help from a (surprisingly helpful) 911 operator. Doesn't that guy have more important things to do?