We had a hard time coming up with the words for this Japanese take on international politics. Once we got past the aneurysm-inducing anime, however, we found this is actually a remake of the opening of an adult video game...

By explaining it doesn't really present "the news."

Of course, the liberal media is spinning that into how Barack Obama is winning the WAR AGAINST FOX NEWS!

Don't tread on Glenn Beck, though. He's a freedom fighter. This...

Not only does Mrs. Obama have Stevie Wonder on her iPod, but she was nervous to meet him because he's her "musical hero." She's beautiful, funny, hates to lose tennis matches to her husband, and has good taste in music...

Mr....

The First Lady looks beyond resplendent in her flowery print dress with bow tie accent. She and Jill Biden are encouraging citizens to support military families through some means of volunteer work, which is why she took the...

Barack Obama may not want the gays to ask or tell, so two man-lovin' mooks from Jersey will take up the cause.

Wait, what? Oh, right. They don't want to get kicked out of the army. All those sweaty soldiers need debriefing.

Is it time for end-of-the-year retrospectives already? It is when you're Bill Maher and you're headed to hiatus. This season's Real Time didn't have the can't-miss juice of the Obama election cycle, but how could it?...

We find it more than a little curious that SNL continues to feature two Barack Obama impressions, occasionally in the same sketch. The Rock Obama is awesome, the Armisen Obama, meh. 

We wonder if this makes Fred Arimsen angry.