Pilot Season's plot continues to advance, but this episode is really about David Cross as a has-been/never-was actor-turned-security guard with Pro Bowl tickets and an awesome trailer.

America's "favorite" overweight mall cop has a secret double life. Hint: it involves Nazi Germany. And having sex with Ralph Fiennes. Consider it a virtual lock for an Oscar.

First the local punks were skateboarding, then rollerblading, now they're...pogo-sticking? The classic spring stick has really become a nuisance for this modern day "security" guard. With all the punks bouncing up-and-down on...