Barreling down an Israeli highway on a two-wheeled motorized skateboard seems like enormous fun (wipeouts aside). Unfortunately, your own motor-skateboard experience, should you have one, will not include Israeli techno music.

Don't mess with gravity. Gravity cares not for the well-being of your bones and brains. Also, don't board to London Calling if you're just going to end up under the tires of a passing car. You disgrace yourself before The...

"Master showman" Ryan Simonetti did what every young boy dreams of: skateboarding onto the top of a moving U-Haul truck. What's that? You dreamed of root beer floats and Baywatch reruns? Yeah, us too. 

Words fail us.

Here's an idea if you're board. Go ahead and build up a huge ramp. Not just a huge ramp, a ramp SOOOO huge that it goes over one of the largest historic monuments in the world. Say, the Great Wall of China maybe. Then go...