Nick, you big whiny weenie. How could you not believe a computer can be your friend? Must you ruin it for all the good God-loving children who are trying to fix him through worship? Good thing he got what was coming to him in...

We can't believe we didn't see it before!  Of course a bunch of stupid inferences made on a 20 dollar bill prove that the tragedy of 9/11 was perpetrated by the government.

There's logical way to explain this, but here goes.

A monk, who loves to sing heavy metal songs, quit his band because he thinks the Devil made him too famous, causing problems with his management.

Draw your own conclusions.

This is meant to be some kind of political satire on Republicans and the whole "tea-bagging" ritual, but we're all be damned here at The Daily Tube if we understood one word of what's going on here.  It looks more like a bad...

This is her singles ad.  She's trying to get a date for Halloween.  Any takers?

This web star has gone and discovered something completely amazing.  Well...it's not that amazing, but it is oddly mesmerizing.  It's kind of like watching Faces of Death.  You're horrified, but can't stop looking.

Remember the California Raisins?  They were a somewhat charming, albeit unusual, group of singing dancing dried fruits. Their sweet-sounding commericals endured in our memories for years. 

Not any more. Now, they frighten us.

Hungry? Have a bacon cheeseburger slapped between Krispy Kreme donuts. This yummy goodness will cost you worth 1,500 calories. Suicidal? There are worse ways to go than downing a few of these.

Here's a fun one!  Watch strange alien-looking Nancy Pelosi during Obama's speech, and every time she blinks, you have to take a drink!  Just make sure you have available health care, because you're going to wind up in the...

Before people could stalk your stats online, you had actual upright mobile beings to choose from. Take for example this montage of mustached mavens selling themselves for the sake of finding Miss Right. We only wish we'd been...

There are several things that make this viral campaign for Norton Anti-Virus kinda dumb.  First, no one remembers what the hell Dokken even is.  Secondly, raw chicken is dangerous enough on its own.  And most importantly,...

Next up on The Daily Tube's "Crazy People Digest", we have some footage of Texan secessionists that plays out more like an episode of Wild Discovery than any kind of portrayal of rational politically-minded human beings.  God...

Sissies pick up their breakfast bacon at the local supermarket. Real men are rolled and trampled by it first. Sorry, Babe! You were never this cool.

This strange contraption from Japan is said to be a rescue device.  It scoops up the wounded and unconscious and transports them to safety.  However, after careful review, we've come to the conclusion that this thing is a...

You think you know a guy....

It's awkward when a roommate tells you that even though he has a full-grown beard, a vibrator will provide more weekend fun. And then he shows you.

This is the world we live in...