Gore & Colbert vs. Gore & Colbert...Who ya got?

In one corner, we have former vice president Al Gore, author of Our Choice, a book explaining why the rate of global warming means Colbert may soon need gills. 

In the other...

Mebrahton "Meb" Keflezighi has lived in the United States since he as 12, been a citizen since 1998, and Sunday, became the first American to win the New York City marathon since 1992. 

Naturally, native running fans, and...

Not because of ghosts, goblins, devils and flaming bags of dog doo, but because masks cause swine flu, candy literally turns kids into monsters, dogs like to hump and Colbert turns into the scary demon SOUPFACE!!!

These are...

A Russian car company has introduced a diamond-encrusted SUV...with leather seats made from whale penis.

Everybody exhale, we're going to be just fine.

Lest ye think we are being too harsh on the former POTUS Bush, he did say of his time in the White House, "Some days were great, some not so great."

More of the latter for us, George.

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In Washington, the "everything but marriage" bill gives gay couples all the rights of their hetero brethren. Now ducks are jumping on the velvet bandwagon. Do the mallards know that in the country of Scandinavia, waterfowl...

In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon...

If these hard economic times come crashing down on Comedy Central, don't worry about Stephen. After hitting the courts with local tennis star James Blake, he's ready to become a top-ranked champion--

Holy Foot Foul! That...

What are we to make of Glenn Beck?

Is he a:

Fraud?

Insufferable douchebag?

Hypocritical rodeo clown?

Real American Hero?

Emmy-worthy actor extraordinaire?

Stephen Colbert lite?

Televangelist?

Wackjob? Nutball? Crackpot?

S...

Did the Belly Buster Burger burst Brad's belly? Or did Brad burst the Belly Buster Burger's beefy bubble?

The saga continues. 

Be forewarned it includes drinking, vomiting and the eating of trout brains. Brad Sciullo will do...

The Olympics has a new name, Rio. She'll be dancing in the sand, at the beach volleyball courts. 

Thankfully, the group Americans for Prosperity sees what an awful idea it would be to host the Olympics in Chicago. "Prosperity"

Brad Sciullo has a dream. The 15-year-old competitive eater wants to show the world that anything is possible by eating the 15 lb. 30,000 calorie "Belly Buster" burger. His dream is to eat something no human being should ever...

Occasionally, Colbert will laugh along with the audience, but we have never seen him totally break character and lose his shirt.

Until now.

He takes a mellow Camel Snus break--just a pinch pouch between the upper lip and gum--