So far, our favorite moment of the Going Rogue media blitz was when Palin labeled the AP "opposition research" on her Facebook page. And what exactly is the AP guilty of? Fact-checking her work.
What else do you expect from ...

As one who was raised Catholic, attended Catholic school for 12 years, Marquette University for four years, and spent a year doing volunteer work for the church, all there is to be said is...
You missing the point.
Jesus...


As Hitler the Frog would say, it ain't easy being a green-eyed monster, Mr. Colbert.
You'd give your right wing nut to join forces with our Socialist Muppetmasters.
Everybody now, "Rubber Duckie, you're the one, you make...

Delaware is home to a lot of great stuff: The country's 1st Congressional district, tax-free shopping, delicious Dogfish head beer, legal NFL wagering and vinegar fries.
You know what it's not good for? Marrying a chicken.

Hey! Donut-eaters! Back bacon-swallowers! Hockey lovers!
Yes, we're talking to you Canada. When you mess with U.S. speedskating, you mess with Stephen Colbert. And when you mess with Colbert, you mess with the United States...

Gore & Colbert vs. Gore & Colbert...Who ya got?
In one corner, we have former vice president Al Gore, author of Our Choice, a book explaining why the rate of global warming means Colbert may soon need gills.
In the other...

Mebrahton "Meb" Keflezighi has lived in the United States since he as 12, been a citizen since 1998, and Sunday, became the first American to win the New York City marathon since 1992.
Naturally, native running fans, and...

Not because of ghosts, goblins, devils and flaming bags of dog doo, but because masks cause swine flu, candy literally turns kids into monsters, dogs like to hump and Colbert turns into the scary demon SOUPFACE!!!
These are...

A Russian car company has introduced a diamond-encrusted SUV...with leather seats made from whale penis.
Everybody exhale, we're going to be just fine.

Lest ye think we are being too harsh on the former POTUS Bush, he did say of his time in the White House, "Some days were great, some not so great."
More of the latter for us, George.
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In Washington, the "everything but marriage" bill gives gay couples all the rights of their hetero brethren. Now ducks are jumping on the velvet bandwagon. Do the mallards know that in the country of Scandinavia, waterfowl...



In 2001, Halloween wasn't all that scary. Acne-faced ghouls, paper mache intestines, bladeless chainsaws, silly-voiced devils...Uh-uh. Not anywhere near as frightening as say, the fiery apocalyptic end of days, or even Jon...
