If we could have one wish, it would be for 100 more wishes.

We would use one of them to have Lou's replacement be a Mexican illegal.

Oh say can you si? Mr. Dobbs!

Hasta la vista, jerkface.

SNL kicked off its new season right where you'd expect, Thursday at 8 p.m. Whatever. The important thing is that the half-hour version banged out some big laughs. The two best moments are presented in one clip.

First up, Joe...

We're sure it's thrilling to be back in the spotlight, but forcing us to watch you drop in on any more late night programming is highly illogical. 

Just kidding, Spock. You live long, prosper and show that ninny Shatner how...

The best SNL impressions are the ones that seem to come out of nowhere (and don't get beaten into the ground.) Say for instance, Andy Samberg showing up as Cathy, from the cartoon strip of the same name. The perpetually...

Why wouldn't the couple who just had octuplets give half the litter to Jolie? They already have six and thanks to the "miracle" of fertility drugs, it seems like they have no problem reproducing. Fortunately, Third World...