We've debated foreign policy, gay marriage, abortion, and Sarah Palin's wardrobe throughout the entire election, but there's one hotfire debate that's yet to be settled: to trick or not to trick. The Negro News Brief sheds...

Did scandalized former governor Eliot Spitzer's hooker Ashley Dupree make a sex tape for him? Or is this just footage from her Girls Gone Wild stint? Either way, it's on the internet, where you too can learn how Ashley can "...

If this clip is to be believed, Hustler video has already produced a porno inspired by the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal.  The title?  "GOV LOVE: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story!"  And it's, oh yes, "coming" soon to a DVD store near...

After so many revelations, l'affair Spitzer needs to be explained by an honest source. Here, a three-year-old tackles the Eliot Spitzer scandal, and current Governor of New York David Patterson's confession of infidelity....

"According to those whores, I have nothing to be ashamed of..." Gerard Mulligan for Governor! TCB!

"Stocks before whore...everyone's poor." That's how bad its gotten out there: an easy-to-understand sex-for-money scandal has taken a backseat to the collapsing economy. Fortunately, George W. Bush is here to remind us how...

Norm Macdonald, former anchor of Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, returned to the fake news game last year with a weekly internet series. Maybe he was jealous of the Daily Show's fame. In any case, he brings us a new...

Seriously, Keith, couldn't you leave the Late Nite Spitzer clips to us? After all, you've got got Michael Musto in-house to let loose with the double entedres. Repurposed aggregate Letterman "client #9" comedy bits are our...

Oh wait, no he's not. He's just going in-and-out of the tunnel of love, or the tunnel of sexual transactions anyway.

Conan must really not want to see Eliot phone home. Here's another ad defending the disgraced Governor. We agree that for $4,300 a lot of dudes would tap that, but none of those slimy dudes got our vote.

Not bits about Eliot Spitzer of course, we bet there's plenty more to come. No, his term as Governor. Spitzer made good on his promise to clean up Albany by removing his hooker-scented wang from office. Yes, that's gross, but...

This could work actually. Since the economy is in the tank, Governor Pays-for-Ass could claim he's willing to go the mattresses for New York prostitutes. Wait, that didn't come out right.

Dave takes measure of the man, Eliot Spitzer. And he doesn't measure up as a husband, governor, crime-fighter or lover. Funny thing, that, because he seems like such a huge dick.

"Hi, I'm calling from the New York Post. Would your rather be known as 'Governor Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?" Sure, we wasted our vote on a guy we thought could clean up the mess in Albany, but it was worth it. Oh...

"Let the hooker stand up there {with Spitzer}, she's the one we all want to see!" It's unfortunate that Bee is embroiled in a group sex scandal of her own. Keep your chin up, Jason. You still look hangdog cute in a Silda...