Ellen is now officially the big 5-1. A varied host of celebs gave her birthday shout-outs and, depending on who gave the greets, either gaped at her like she was an ancient mummy or pined to be that young again.

Celebrities love to join hands for a cause. This time it's the troops, and let us just say that this is one random round-up: actors, porns stars (we are including Tommy Lee in this category), a stand-up comic and Robert...