When you're a lycanthrope, affordable, fashionable options aren't easy to find. Vampires get all the love.

In what we hope becomes an unending chronology of the worst possible choices anyone could make, if only to make us feel better about our own life, Ben Schwartz brings you the first episode of Terrible Decisions. Alf and...

Kevin Bacon, probably suffering from cocaine withdrawal, hosts a new prank show.  Eat it, Ashton!

Penis photographs plague viewers of Craigslist's casual encounters section.  Here is the primary source of their discontent.  Yes, Bob Odenkirk spreads crotch all over the Net with his top-notch team!

In lieu of watching the actual 'Spankwire,' we found a definition at Urban Dictionary.  There are so many reasons to avoid the actual thing.  One, for example: it's not even funny.  What is funny, though: this video.

Eric Appel shows us what The Shawshank Redemption would've looked like had it premiered in 1983.  Further proof of why the 80's sucked.

Seth Morris (the bearded one) is in pretty much in every FunnyOrDie video.  Just saying.  Watch him and every one else remind us why we can't stand showbiz trade rags.

For $20 a month, Kevin Bacon will watch his movies with you, in your house.  We only recommend you provide beer for his consumption, and the cleaning supplies for after his exit.

T-Pain's jealous vocoder goes HAL 9000 on his ass.  Open the pod bay doors, T-Pain. (Shameless promo: His new album, THR33 RINGZ, gets to stores 11/11/08!)

Super Deluxe star David Neher teams up with the FOD Team to remind us why business men are the most dangerous men alive. 

Here is a gold-medal caliber rendition of fart jokes.  You know, we don't put up enough fart-related comedy on this site.  Someone should do something about that....

Gonzo journalist Morgan Spurlock will do anything for a good story.  For his next project, the host of the FX network's 30 Days makes like the B-vampire-movie 30 Days of Night and decides to become a vampire for a month, just...

Oh, God.  We're horrible people for liking this clip.  Well, use this clip as a lesson to take it easy when searching for presents for friends.

Not many tire stores built on top of an Indian Burial Ground are this honest.

Armed with enough alcohol, drugs and weapons to reduce the average life expectancy to 20, Minnesota's Gangsta Rap Party Emporium brings you everything you need to party until 6 in the mornin'.