Lovelorn Donnie's back, plying his trade in Photoshop and heart-sickness. This time, he works his technical magic on a portrait of his rebound lady-love. Will the Beast win his Beauty back?
Donnie Hoyle's a man on a mission: he's got to wipe himself out of a security camera video tape -- FAST! -- and the fact that you suck so bad at Photoshop is not helping matters. Unfortunately, poor Stephen Baldwin has to...
After a rough week battling it out with his ex in common pleas court, Donnie's back at the Photoshop to teach us a technique called "displacement." Basically, it involves bitterness, resentment, and fitting a graphic element
We lost track of him for a while, but we recently checked in with Donnie Hoyle to see how he's doing. Yep, he's still acerbically instructing his phantom audience in the tricks of the Photoshop trade... and probing the...
read more (by Mike Allen)Running Time:6:40reenactments of childhood emotional trauma
When we last saw Donnie from "You Suck At Photoshock," the downtrodden dude taught us how to fade into the sunset. Life is not kind to Donnie wherever he goes, and so he's back to perform Photoshop magic on a court summons.
Donnie's especially bitter during today's lesson as he demonstrates how to make two slightly unlike objects look more alike using the "curves" function. Sophisticated stuff, and if you can't figure it out just go home and eat...
Donnie has made a new friend on Facebook and he wants to convey his enthusiasm. Picking up on what he knows about his potential belle, he adds garages, a go-cart, and tread marks to a photo of a domicile and invites us, his...