We will now horrify you with "things that actually happened in the past and were not questioned." In this case, someone thought it was okay to pay a guy to do a bad lip-synching job in a terrible video about how the singer's...

They Might Be Giants have always had a delightfully nerdy affection for the sciences, and now they've joined forces with Boing Boing to bring us a cheery introduction to every element on the Periodic table.  Hey kids, if you'...

We have to hand it to Digg user Stephcv for her PERFECT summation of this skit:

" They have to realize they don't PWN their daughter anymore. "

By his own admission, Barack Obama has conceded that he is "frumpy" and that even though Michelle is considered one of the most stylish first ladies of all time, he likes wearing jeans that this reported characterized as "...

It's a fair guess that Mom got sick of waking this nerd up for Saturday morning cartoons. 

John Hodgman, the little dork from the Mac commercials, put on a pretty funny roast of President Obama.  Unfortunately, nerd-bomber over here wants to have a philosophical discussion about administrations and sci-fi.  Don't...

The buzz around the new Star Trek movie is making it look like this installment might actually be a fun movie.  Unfortunately for Trekkies, this flies in the face of every other previous iteration of Star Trek.  They're not...

Meet the Shadow Hare.  He's part of a growing weirdo totally-not-fake phenomenon of civilian "superheroes." They basically run around getting themselves hurt trying to stop muggers from preying on old ladies and handing out...

Here's something to latch onto this Hump Day.  The current champion of nerdy computer-related web series returns with a hilarious rant about Excel spreadsheets.  Enjoy!

Umm....0101001111010101110010111001011101010001011?

Yeah.  We didn't think so.

If nerds actually got the chance to watch the actress who plays Silk Spectre sleep, they'd complain that her style of sleeping is vastly inferior to the graphic novel version.

We were wondering when this gutter-mouthed geek would make his way back to the intertubes.  Well, he's finally back, and showing off his NES game collection.  Nergasms for everyone!

So what if Melinda Gates, wife of Microsoft's Bill, isn't allowed to use iPhones? We don't have an iPhone, and we're broke as hell. Call us when you're on Day 6 of Chef Boyardee for dinner, jackass.

What's great is that the guy who made this video presents it with this sense of pride like he stumbled onto something people didn't already know before.  So, we want you to know ahead of time that nothing here will surprise...

David Price and the fellas at Black20's The Middle Show crashed Comic Con for the third straight year, and it was productive; they caught some nerds, set a world record, and even kissed a girl. Not bad, dudes.