All this video does is reinforce our view that Common is one of the coolest dudes on the planet. We wish we could pull off his look—ties, beard, newsboy caps, etc.—but we'd end up looking like a gay chimney sweep.

It's automation, dear Watson.  When an over-imaginative kid gets his piggy bank broken into, he looks to help from his hero, Sherlock Holmes, but not the distiguinshed British private eye we know from the novels.  Instead he...