Dear Mr. President-elect Obama,

It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog (but not Conan's ugly mutt) that the canine the White House needs is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Not only will he behave himself by only humping Sasha

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Triumph may enjoy tossing the barbs about, but deep down inside, beats the heart of a lover, not a fighter. He brings Blackwolf (a LOTR fanatic he met on the street a few years ago) to meet his rock-and-roll idols, Lordi (a...

Triumph the "attack dog" is now a known and feared canine commodity. He can't sneak up on people anymore, so he has to go undercover. Step right up if you want first crack at clogging the crap coming out of the frothy mouth...

We're going to go out on a limb here, or rather we are going to go out on a limb pointlessly hang upside for 60 hours minus the 15 minute coffee breaks, and say that David Blaine's "Dive of Death" won't be as great as his...

Finally, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog asks the tough questions of everyone's favorite third-party punching bag. For discussion: Ralph Nader, closer to "unidentifiable feces" or a "confused doddering douchebag." Ralph is on...

"C'mon out, the tear gas is delicious!" Hail, hail, the gangs all there: PETA, big-ass Bush & Cheney paper mache heads, colonial dude making sedition puns, self-published author guy, way too long website chick, hotties with...

If you were bored by the pundits last week, you're not alone. If you want real qualitative analysis of the Republican National Convention, you need go no further than laugh-out-loud-worthy hilarious video of Triumph The...

Water-skiing squirrels benefit from having their taxes cut? Air Bud likes to get peed on? Gov. Palin killed a bear? Olbermann and Matthews orgasm in unison? You learn so much more about our political arena when you send an...

She's only "twelve years away from being a great-grandmother," so Triumph wants to get his Palin licks in now. He can't poop on the future Mrs. Alaska VP, though, he's too taken by her radiance. Or, perhaps he's simply...

The insulting little pup gave a speech to a packed house at Comic-Con and we bring it to you in its entirety. For those of you who think Triumph is merely out to mock the sci-fi hobbies of all the "mouth-breathers" and "Mama'...

Triumph at Comic-Con? To quote Flounder, "Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy." Here's just a sampling of the pile of dog droppings Triumph has for the nerd bonanza: "Set your phasers to loser." "May the loneliness be with you." "Whose...

The inimitable Triumph the Insult Comic Dog covers the 61st Annual Tony Awards on Conan. Vintage Triumph. He leads off by asking Judd Hirsch, “Is there anything you’d like to say to the three guys watching tonight?” then goes...

Triumph went to Malawi to adopt a puppy. You, humanitarian canine, you. Triumph then sat down with Oprah to discuss this amazing saga and the press reaction…to David Spade’s sexual partners. What do you want? It’s Triumph....