Just in time for the Jewish high holidays, Triumph does his business all over the Chabad Telethon. The annual Los Angeles event raises money for all sorts of humanitarian causes, which should probably include getting puppet...

The fact that there are people who treat their dogs with more dignity than we do the homeless makes us yearn for only one thing:

Mike Vick, 2009 NFL MVP!

Paging all dog owners,

When you go on vacation, do you feel guilty leaving your mutt in a kennel, or the basement with a big bag of Pedigree? Good news! If you live in the greater L.A. region, feel guilty no more!

Dog hotels...

Never forget, Triumph.

You gotta' fight.

For your right.

To passsssssss ouuuttttt on the ground covered in turd, vomit and patchouli oil.

It's all worth a Tenth Ave. Freeze Out duet with the Boss, though.

Take it away,...

Lane pulls the Bette Midler-serenading-Johnny Carson routine in a farewell tribute. Considering Conan is only changing hometowns and time slots, it isn't quite Midler's tearjerking Hero, but it shouldn't be. Lane sings what...

Dear Mr. President-elect Obama,

It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog (but not Conan's ugly mutt) that the canine the White House needs is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Not only will he behave himself by only humping Sasha...