OK, so there's no sex involved, which means we can't technically make this qualify as legitimate porn. Still, we're sticking by our story that this is the greatest piece of pornographic material we've seen this month, because...

Can't get enough of M.I.A.'s Paper Planes but looking for a change of pace? Try Built to Spill's cover, fresh out of Rome but no less snazzy. All they want to do, y'know, is take your money. Ka-Ching!

With gas prices being what they are, it's not often that families get to go out for a drive anymore. So when this thoughtful son takes his dad out for a drive in his new BMW and shows off his mad lane changing skillz, you'd...

Since man learned to walk upright, he has aspired to have sex with everything that he could make yield to him. Here, one jolly man decides to get it on with a Toyota. We had imagined that cars would prefer it up the tailpipe,...

Watching this video of a skater getting run over by a car is like watching a woman get sawed in half at a magic show. You know he should technically be dog food, but somehow he gets up and is just fine. All that's missing is...

An elderly driver smashes a car into a UK shop, no doubt adding to the customer's shopping experience. "Let's see, I'd better pick up some peanut butter...maybe some milk...hmm, how about shrapnel? No, I have enough to last...

Toot toot, all aboard the Fail Boat...or rather, the Fail Car. Heavy rains in Arizona swept up a car with three passengers and took it on a merry nautical journey. Note the driver's futile but somehow admirable use of the...

"Hey ladies! Check out my sexy, sexy car! It's sleek and fast, like me--oh shit, that's a cop behind me, isn't it? My mom's gonna be sooo mad at me..."

Seal busts out of a ring of photographers by driving backwards down the street at a speed that's probably not recommended. He even pauses long enough for the photographers to try to catch up to him before he gets the hell out...

Drew Barrymore was rear-ended in West Hollywood on Monday. The offender sped off but the actress made like a character in a movie and chased after her to get the license plate number. According to her rep, Drew's okay, but...

Hulk Hogan may not know what's best when it comes to riding along while his son drives over 100 miles an hour, says the mother of his best friend (who was injured in an accident while Nick was behind the wheel last August)....

The 911 call has been released for the drunk driving accident that Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, were in over the weekend. The driver, Lucile Gatchell, has been charged with driving under the influence....

Britney Spears had a minor collision on an LA highway and rear-ended a car while driving her white Mercedes. No one was injured, there were no citations, and the vehicles had no damage. At the rate the paparazzi swarmed in,...

New mama Christina Aguilera went to Babies 'R Us to pick up some supplies and goodies for baby Max and was given the all-star treatment, complete with the store closing for two late-night hours, and an employee loading up the...

We've heard about sky-rocketing car insurance; we've figured out why. It's those gosh darn tow truck men. They must be smoking meth, or drinking entirely too much NyQuil, to be stupid enough to tow a car from behind. Even our...