Surprises always abound on Dancing with the Stars, but Macy Gray's performances were less a surprise than a car crash: terrible, but hard to look away. Afterwards, she compared it to losing her virginity, but with much less...

It wasn't very long ago that Jimmy Kimmel had his heart broken by girlfriend Sarah Silverman, who revealed to the world that she was f*cking Matt Damon. Now, Jimmy's gotten his revenge with none other than Damon's old writing...