Just remember the three magic words, grads:

STAY IN SCHOOL!

You ever watched a polar bear slip off the shrunken iceberg into the melted ice caps? It's funny. Cow farts? Also funny. What's really hilarious though is the "scientists" who still deny that climate change isn't turning the...

No time for joking, kids. 

Opening Day is Monday.

Time to buy ourselves some peanuts, Cracker Jack and a Mets bullpen that doesn't choke. 

Not necessarily in that order. 

In a related story, f*ck the Yankees. 

Play Ball!!!!

And learns the economy is somewhere between a "real mess" "a big screw-up" and "things could be worse...and the next day, they are."

One of the nerdy bespectacled lads in this clip is the biggest rock star in the world, the other is Andy Kindler. Now, Craig Finn may be the one all the boys and girls in America are in love with, but Kindler is no slouch. He...

Grumpy nebbish Andy "Hong Kong" Kindler busted his ass to bring a frontline report from the New York Toy Fair. We appreciate Andy's dedication, but we have to side with the audio dude: pogo stick injuries are damn funny.

This is grouchy comic Andy Kindler with a cat named Zohar Adner, a stress release coach with Stopstressingout.com. He claims Zohar means "brilliance and illumination." You know what stresses us out, Zohar? Phony pompous...

Andy Kindler is a funny dude who does on-location exposes for the David Letterman show. In this piece, he explores the final resting place for some of the 30,000,000 bags lost by the airlines each year; it’s a reseller in...