And we thought he was almost out of commission! Kim Jong Il, North Korea's nuclear nuthead, just wants to find a Valentine as much as the next guy - and he's actually a giant teddy bear after all! Right? Isn't he?

We're not sure where Cupid comes from... But in New York, if you were to sit in Central Park all day long and shoot arrows at unsuspecting passersby, you'd be lucky to end up with just a couple of bruises and an overnight at...

Everyday when we come home from work, all we hope is find our wife caressing herself in a tub full of fluffy bubbles. Usually she's in the bathroom scrubbing poo stains off the toilet bowl, but hey, it never hurts to pretend....

Remember when Brenda went away for the summer and Dylan started dating Kelly and Brenda was absolutely devastated? Yeah, well, if you really know your 90210 trivia, you'd remember that Brenda was crying in her room, throwing...

Could there be a better band to spend your Valentine's Day with? Besides being People Magazine's "Sexiest Man On The Planet," Robert Smith is just like you and me; cold, sad and living in a cave full of stalagmites. So...

Just in time for Valentine's Day, aka "Rip your heart out and stomp on it with my Dr. Martins" Day, the Black Kids get one thing straight: "I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How To Dance With You." You hear that ex-girlfriends? Your...