Owen Benjamin put together a song and an impressively exhaustive list of things that bother him about people in (apparently) happy relationships. Funny enough, but he's overlooking the one overwhelmingly positive aspect of...

We don't care how much weigh Chris Berman loses. We would never, ever buy diet food from the guy. Never. Ever.

Never piss off your bartender.  He's not as friendly as he might let on.  Deep down he really hates you, and this is what he wants to do to you, too.

Ten thousand years of burning in hell can make a former angel a little bitter. Case in point: the Devil. Seriously, the dude is full of hate. In this particular instance, his hate is directed towards those of you jogging in...

Tom Dickson lets his blender speak for all the woman that HATE those annoying Valentine's musical stuffed animals. We know it's the thought that counts, but this cheesy gift hangs around all year until the batteries die. Here'