"Hey guys! I just realized these things have sharp edges and stuff! We can, like, cleave through flesh!"

The U.S. is facing serious global criticism in its use of Hillary Clinton against Pakistan.  Many studies have shown that the use of weapons-grade Hillary Clinton causes more damage and danger to civilians than necessary, and...

Video footage of empty-eyed, brainwashed North Korean patriots drilling with weapons becomes a lot less terrifying when overlaid with pop music. Oh Kim Jong-Illy, you're so fine you blow our minds. Hey Illy!

This is what you call a "deal-breaker".  Not that we think you can't figure this out for yourself, but let's break down the formula.  Ninjas = awesome when time = every day.  Since nunchucks multiplied by kickass is equal to...

Before heading off to prison for a year after being convicted on federal weapons charges, rapper T.I. asks a courtroom full of children to stay in school and not do what he's done. It's great to have a change of heart, keep...

"High-speed data transfer" taken in the most literal sense.  Seriously, the transfers happen fast.  Really fast.  Too fast, actually, for some office drones and an unlucky girl scout.

Actor Dennis Farina, a former cop known for playing the same smart-ass detective/mob guy in tons of movies, has been booked on felony charges of weapons possession. He explained later that the gun, which was unregistered, was...

DJ 'W' in da house!! In this hilariously edited viral video, President George Bush earns his applause by beat boxing his way through a speech. Unfortunately, the only recognizable words are "Cheney" and "weapons", but we all...