Things got gruesome when Florida Panthers forward Richard Zednik had his carotid artery accidentally cut by his teammate's skate. The hockey player is healing up, but much like the fans, he'll likely never forget this...

This is the product of major budget cuts in the police force. These two cops use what God gave them to create the illusion of playing bagpipes. Hopefully, they won't hit their throats too hard because, like, aren't their...