Calvin Borel almost pulled off one of sports history's most unique feats: Winning the Triple Crown on two different horses. Instead, a relative unknown stumped Mine That Bird over the grueling distance of the Belmont, making...

Conventional logic holds that fillies struggle to run with the fastest colts in the world, and that's largely the truth. Of course, that doesn't apply to superhorses, and Rachel Alexandra is starting to look like a super...

Remember Barbaro? Of course you do. If you don't, well, than you just never watch horse racing, or pay attention to national news, since the struggling -- then tragically deceased -- colt was on the nightly news daily for...

The odds heading into the race were 50-1, but that didn't stop the magic on Saturday at Churchill Downs. Yet, when Mine That Bird took off down the stretch under jockey Calvin Borrell, his little horse pulled away from the...

It wouldn't be a triple crown race without some idiot speeding across a line of porta potties, all while having beers thrown at them. Except this year, the person racing across the porta potties was a relatively attractive...

The man you see in a white baseball cap swaying while profoundly inebriated is former Vikings head coach turned Jaguars assistant Mike Tice, who happens to be taking in -- if you can call drinking heavily at an event "taking...

Horse races are exciting, as long as you're not physically at the track. If you ARE there -- and you're not a drunken college student on the infield -- there's probably a pretty depressing backdrop to exactly why you're there.

We're not saying that one particular horse owner happened to be a huge pirate fan or anything, but when Arrrrrrrrrr ran away with a race down the stretch at Saratoga last weekend, announcer Tim Dierkes got way too excited....

Ho-hum. What a slow news day, huh? If only we could find something more interesting than an everyday Puerto Rican cowboy racing a camel in the annual Imparja Camel Cup in Alice Springs, deep in the Australian outback. Wait,...

Everyone thought Big Brown would run away with a win in the Belmont Stakes and finally break the Triple Crown jinx. Everyone was wrong. Instead, Big Brown finished dead last, run out of time and energy in finishing last...

Forget about the official 5 1/2 length margin of victory, Big Brown could have run away with the Preakness Stakes with a win of 12 lengths or more. The UPS-owned horse is now the most serious Triple Crown threat since Smarty...

There are dumb ideas, and then there's this strapping young Aussie chap, who decided that a bachelor's party at the track was the right time to get naked and go for a little jog. It's too bad he didn't win, we got him at 5,678

OK, we'll set the stage for the clip to your left, and then you take it from there. Here are your key terms: Horse race, Australia, novice, indecisive dinner orderer and, not least of all, potentially, alcohol (after all, it'...