Cupid's up to his old tricks again! Love strikes like an arrow through the heart...or arm, leg, head, or any such appendage. The pain of falling in love is not for the faint of heart (or the uninsured) and if love happens to...

This year for Valentine's Day, The Onion News Network investigates the plight of all the sad women of the world trying desperately to find a mate. Though their chances are just as slim as in the brick-and-mortal world, online...

Just in time for the Valentine's Day rush, CollegeHumor.com presents this apocryphal clip of a distinguished giant-eared European rhythm and blues master playing the ol' "I wanna f--- you" blues. We're guessing (hoping?) that...

We KNEW there was some use for those millions of little, hard heart-shaped candies that come by the gross around Valentine's Day. (Well, no one's eating them, THAT'S for sure). This charmingly pathetic love song is sure to...