Breakthroughs in technology have finally brought us to the point where we no longer have to starve to death between breakfast and dinner.  Try "lunch" today, and see how satisfied you'll be!

This bowl of cereal cost millions of dollars.  It also was devoid of plot and character development.

You can't regret having a delicious breakfast, right?  Heads up guys, this is a nasty ploy to keep you around a little longer.  At least you'll be prepared this weekend. 

The reality is this: Everyone in this video is all...

When you don't have any money, cereal as a meal makes a lot of sense. We should take solace in that--back during the Depression, they didn't have cereal. Boiled shoe? Perhaps. Cereal, no.

Start by changing your breakfast diet, end up acting like a racist.  Bama O's will be in your cereal bowl at least until 2012, and even longer if this bailout package does what it's supposed to.  So get used to it, and enjoy!

An astounding athlete like Michael Phelps has to also eat like a champion to maintain his Olympian figure. Rumor has it he packs away 10,000 calories a day as fuel for his legendary swims. As amazing as Phelps is, we think...

It's not that we don't like properly cooked pork products.  In fact, nothing could be further from the truth.  It's just that once that smell starts hitting our nostrils we have no choice but to prepare the bacon as quickly...

Mike Huckabee's campaign has certainly slowed down considerably in light of John McCain's winning streak, but some conservatives are keeping the faith. Take for instance this family, tried and true Huckabee supporters, doing...

These stoners could accomplish anything if they used the energy they put into celebrating "Pancake Day" into doing stuff. But what's better that pancakes? We love the tasty breakfast treat and this stop motion cooking show is...