It's no secret, we're suckers for late-night infomercials. So Current.com brings us this guide to buying crap we don't need. ::Reaching for credit card::

Suzanne Somers may have climbed to fame on Three's Company decades ago, but this quick flash of panties on HSN has guys rewinding their TiVos everywhere. We're not sure why. Maybe we're just sick that way. Hold on, we're...

Apparently, Colleen Lopez has been hawking sparkly faux jewelry at the Home Shopping Network so long that she can't even remember what she sold a minute ago. If some Missouri woman kept bugging us about a lobster claw...