You see the joke is that everything in the store costs .99, so there's no need to ask what the price is. But, you're baked, so lame repetitive humor at the expense of minimum-wage workers will totally make your day worth...

Mock Dr. Gongo all you like, Leno. He's the evil genius behind the .99 Store juggernaut and can have you killed for under a dollar, just like this knife-wielding elf. Merry Christmas, Jay!

We knew a dude back in college who used to like to wake-and-bake on Saturday mornings and then peruse the aisles at the .99 Store, picking up items and loudly asking, "how much is this?" It was always, always funny...so we...